Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Tuesday's Poetry Corner

The calf

Teetering, struggling to remain upright,
the newborn calf nonetheless stood as an affirmation
as to the purity, the beauty and the promise of
nature realized.
Looking at that calf got me
thinking about a burger.

On the way home from the barn
I saw a pig and thought of a
bacon burger.
Standing next to the pig was a farmer
and I thought of a farmer’s sausage.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Burger Survey Just In!


PARALLEL EARTH SUPERHEROES


WORLD WAR III AND ROBIN
THE MAD GONAD
THE TONGUE OF SORROW
PUNISHER PETE AND PAIN PAL
THE HAM BULLET AND BALONEY PONY
GOLDEN THROAT - THE TEEN WITH THE SONIC SCREAM
THE BONECRUSHINATOR
LAZY LAD
CAPT. TESTICLE TERMINATOR
THE HUMAN IMPLEMENT
BLOOD SUASAGE SAM
LARYINGITIS LASS & RASPY RATTY
WOLFENSMEAR II
HEAT MUSTACHE
BEARDIE WEIRDIE
THE PARANOID POSTMAN
NIGHT PEEPER
GERBILMAN AND SWALLOW
LAND LORD
GOOD KNIEVEL
THE HUMAN PELLET
MEAN MAMMA & CHAIN MALE
UNWASHED BRIDE
GRANNY HERCULES
THE STUN NUN
THE TOOL MA’AM & EEH MALE
TER-MIGHT, THE MAN WHO EATS WOOD
BLU-BELLE, THE DAMSEL OF DEPRESSION
FRAIDY CAT
CHARRED PANTALOON
FLAME PANTS
DEVIL DICK
CAPT. TOES
PIERRE, THE FRYING FRENCHMAN
SOUR KRAUT, THE NASTY HUN
HEART ON, THE KINDLY HERO
AMBUSH KID, THE DIRTY FIGHTER
MR. CREAM
HO-BOT, THE SLUTTY CYBORG
FEM-DOM, MISTRESS OF MAYHEM
MORT-A ÁDELLA
COLD CUT. HE WEILDS A MIGHTY SALAMI!
GABE KAPLAN, SUPERHERO (HEY, HE HAD TO DO SOMETHING AFTER “KOTTER”
PONCY LEON, THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTHS
PC PC, THE PC PROGRESSIVE CONSERVATIVE
CORPORAL PUNISHMENT
CAPT. ELASTIC - THE DEMOCRAT'S HERO
HONKY, THE HUMAN HORN
SASCROTCH
MR. CRY AND LOVE GIRL
INVISIBLE APE, MICRO CHIMP & SAVAGE FRED
SIZE QUEEN
FEATHER BOA & PRECIOUS, THE YORKIE
VENGEFUL FUR
BORONMAN
CALFMAN
DOEBOY
PONYGIRL
KITTENMAN
DOG DUDE
THE HUMAN HAMSTER
SKYGUY
THE TAPEWORM
BLACK PIGEON
COLOSSAL COCKATIEL
HOLO-CAST
MOPTOP - THE HEADCLEANER
MISS UNDERSTOOD GENIUS
MR. STRING & ESKIMO PIE
BALEFUL CRETIN
HERR PYE
STACLACITE MITE
THE MASTER OF EGGS
THE LORD OF STAPLES
SOVIET ONION
FANATASTIC FOUR SKIN
BAT-HE & TITMOUSE